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Out of My Mind, Back In 5 Minutes
Pa is Boss, As Everyone Knows, But What Ma Says Goes
Procrastination Isn’t The Problem, It’s The Solution, So Procrastinate Now, Don’t Put it Off
Put on Your Big Girl Pants and Deal With It!
Save the Earth, It's the Only Planet With Beer
Save the Earth, It's the Only Planet With Wine
Shop Like You Never Have To Pay the Bills
Smile if You're Not Wearing Underwear
Smile, It Confuses People
Some Day We Gotta Get Organized
SORRY MIND CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Sorry You Weren't Here Last Week, My Garden Was at Its Peak
Still Crazy After All These Beers
The Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves
The Great Oz has spoken
