Guests Bring Us Happiness, Some by Coming, Some By Going
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He Cleans Fish, Why Not the House?
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I Took a Pain Pill, Why Are You still Here?
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day, Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either
I Hate Four Letter Words...Wash, Cook, Dust & Iron
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
I Have Reached the Age Where Happy Hour is a Nap
I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
I Like to Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Add it to The Food
I Never Repeat Gossip so Listen Carefully
I Should Have Bought It, When I Saw It!
I Smile Because I Don't Have the Slightest Idea What's Going On
I Started With Nothing, I Still Have Most of It
I'd Like to Help You Out, Which Way Did You Come In?
I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth
I'm Just A Raggedy Ann In A Barbie Doll World
If it Weren't for Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done
If We Can Send a Man to the Moon, Why Not All of Them?
If You Are Grouchy, Irritable, or Just Plain Mean There Will Be A $10 Charge for Putting up With You.
If You Are Waiting For A Sign This IS IT