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I Like to Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Add it to The Food
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Kitchen Closed
M is for Mother Not For Maid
Never Stand Between Me and My Coffee
No Husband Was Ever Shot While Doing the Dishes
Now That Food Has Replaced Sex in My Life, I Can't Even Get Into My Own Pants
This is a Self Cleaning Kitchen, Please Clean Up After yourself
Two Dinner Choices: Take It or Leave It