Although You Find Our Home a Mess
$ 10.00
Got Wine?
$ 14.99
Guests Bring Us Happiness, Some by Coming, Some By Going
If You Are Grouchy, Irritable, or Just Plain Mean There Will Be A $10 Charge for Putting up With You.
M is for Mother Not For Maid
Of All The Smells I Ever Smelt, I Never Smelt A Smell That Smelt, Like That Smell I Smelt Smelled.
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You Can't Make Footprints In The Sands Of Time If You're Sitting On Your Butt. And Who Wants To Make Buttprints In The Sand Of Time?
Your Husband Called, He Said You Can Buy Anything You Want
